David Salinas Winnsboro, TexasMay 20, 2020 at 2:11 AM
How about some Old Dominion! Aachoo style! (gotta listen to the song and maybe sing right along)
I know a girl who's named Aachoo, she wears some lipstick that smells like glue, walks around with a wet sock too, I don't know what I'm gonna do with you. Get you some crates, get rid of them paint cans, teach your parrot some manners, threaten him with some yeller bananers. I just wanna be an Aachoo fan, go to concerts in my broken down van. playin music by the Hu Hu band. Let's not forget about them old paint cans. I might be crazy but you understand. You'll just have to take word! I just wanna be an Aachoo fan!
She likes to wear a wornout pink bathrobe, dab some bacon grease behind each ear lobe. she don't like spiders, she's an arachnophobe. She's known to swat them with a desktop globe. So I got her a king-size can of spray, with that thingy tube that gets in the way. Think I'll give it to her sometime today. Can't wait to hear what she's gonna say! I just wanna be an Aachoo fan, take her out in my broken down van. As we listen to the Hu Hu band. Maybe feed her some soup from a can. You be the girl, I'll be the baboon, maybe a wolf and I'll howl at the moon. Don't know if I'll be able to carry a tune. I just wanna be an Aachoo fan!
She has a neighbor whose name is Lance. He walks around in his coffee stained pants. He's always lookin for a little romance. He doesn't realize he doesn't stand a chance. Think I'll give him a little shellacking, spill more coffee on him maybe he'll catch a cold and start a hacking, I'll take him out back and give him a good whackin. I just wanna be an Aachoo fan, take her out in my broken down van. While we listen to the Hu Hu band. Take her to the beach so she can get a tan. I'll lay on the beach while you play in the sand. I might get you something from the hamburger stand. I just wanna be an Aachoo fan.
Uh....AaChoo only wears brand-new pink bathrobes, dude! She only wears them one time and then throws them in the trash! I just caught your little typo/error/mistake/memory loss thingy there. 🥸😍😱🤩
ReplyDeleteBut then...I just mispelled Aachoo, didn't I???👀😱🥸
ReplyDelete